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Aug 22, 2013 1:35am EDT
. after all, hank, america is not just a land of opportunity. it is a land of redemption. ( sniffles ) it's from the essay. damn, that's good. hoist her up. let's see how she looks. dale: yeah, let's see them pits! dang ol' statue of liberty, man. ( cheering ) ow! ow! ow! ow! this salsa is stinging my cuts. i'm fixin' to bring out the tortilla chips. i'm not goin' to tell you again. ( cheering ) how's it feel, dad? is it everything i hoped it would be? i don't want to be here and i wouldn't be if dale hadn't baked all day. well, then, you shouldn't have had your henchmen write that essay. y'all want to see what dale's been keeping in the basement for the last 20 years? ( disgusted groans ) no, no, not that. i made him donate that to the teaching hospital. boomhauer... the year is 1979. every week the entire nation turns for hope to laverne and shirley. ted koppel arranges to have 44 americans held hostage on a sound stage in burbank by actors impersonating iranian fanatics. and arlen's leading all-time rusher is hank hill. ( all cheering ) the hopes and dreams of a small texas town in the
Aug 24, 2013 1:35am EDT
you're killing a seagull with a bagpipe. it's bluegrass, kahn. music made in america. and whether you like it or not your daughter's a natural. mm-hmm. and i'm having more fun than a dog up a bone tree. that's how you say it's fun in bluegrass. ( screaming ) that inbred music is designed so only people with six fingers can play it. your path is van cliburn camp to harvard to new york philharmonic-- not hay wagon to hee haw. time to pack! we love you, honey. phone as soon as you get to host family in fort worth. remember to give them the pineapple. kahn: practice on bus. aww... mr. hill? my dad said i could go to branson. how fast do you think you can get the dale gribble bluegrass experience back together? probably after they finish their beers. hey, guys, don't open a new one. we're going to branson! ( men cheering ) boomhaueur: yeah, man. we love branson, man. car insurance companies say they'll save you by switching, you'd have like, a ton of dollars. but how're they saving you those dollars? a lot of companies might answer "um" or "no comment." then there's esurance. born online,
Aug 9, 2013 9:30am PDT
," traveled across south america relying entirely on the kindness of strangers. i did a couple of, let's call them social experiments where i walked across america relying on the kindness of strangers. i did it across europe. i gave back by driving a vintage london traction xi across america giving free cab rides to people. i decided that i wanted to do the final epic edadventure, whi was in some way to do what they did which is relying on the kindness of stranger on a motor bike. >> are you going to carry a credit card or cash just in case like an emergency? >> i'm going to be carry nothing credit cards and no cash. the emergencies will be helped by people like you. >>> back with another funny video. >> some life calculations. >> she wanted to calculate how much time she spent doing various activities. first thing, makeup. >> so i have been wearing makeup since i was 15, like 11 years. average all that up about an hour each time to do my makeup. five days a week, five hours a week, 519 full [ bleep ] days i sit putting a face on my face. >> think about that, wow. >> she goes on. >> say you d
Aug 26, 2013 4:00pm PDT
there. paralyzed veterans of america. for over sixty years, paralyzed veterans of america has worked to ensure that our injured veterans get all the benefits they've earned. join me. visit p-v-a dot org. >>> look at this -- [ horn honking ] i've been trapped in this traffic jam for minutes. right on empty. i don't know if i'm going to run out of gas in the middle of [ horn honking ] >> it's safe to say he doesn't like massachusetts, he doesn't like massachusetts drivers, he's stuck in a traffic jam and he's low on gas. if he didn't like the fact that he has to share the road with people from massachusetts. he doesn't calm down at all. >> that is some -- >> so he's still mad. he finally gets to the gas station. >> that's about as close as you ever want to. [ horn honking ] to being trapped in another state. i had literally 0.055 gallons of gas left. >> he acts line getting stuck in another state is like being trapped in a foreign prison. >> watch what happens when he leaves the gas station. caught in another traffic jam. >> wow, after having to slam on the brakes in ed in order to a
Aug 23, 2013 1:35am EDT
. oh, i'm sorry-- i was just counting my treasure from the americas. what is the reason for this interruption? one of the girls got out her laptop and we went on some labor web sites. "laptop"? oh, come on-- this is serious. you have women working more than 40 hours a week without overtime. there is no sanitary napkin dispenser in the ladies port-a-john, and are you familiar with the family and medical leave act of 1993? how could i be? it is but 1590. why don't you drop the act, and you explain to me why the wenches make 70 cents on the dollar and the village idiot gets full dental. you are but a woman and i have given you enough of my time. begone. gotdangit. that's my third pair of these gotdang tights today. at least you get to wear tights. these are my work stockings. how do you ladies put up with this? well, we put up with a lot more than that, hank. just now, when i was complaining to king phillip... whoa, whoa. complaining? no. the customer complains, not the gas merchant's wench. you're going to skunk the deal. but i just... look, if the king gives you a hard ti
Aug 1, 2013 9:00am PDT
's a distribution problem. the problem is, distribution, there is countries and america being one of them that have more food than we need. i can go to fort lauderdale with crackers and water and people still asking for more. >> man caught on surveillance seems to be helping a blind woman, but he is not being friendly at all. but he is tastalking here, taki advantage of her being blind. >> a parcor jump at ikea, we don't just design furniture. we design good mornings. little experiments. big ideas. brighter ways. and better tomorrows you can take home today. imagine if everyday was just a little bit better for everyone. >>> at first glance, you think this man is very kindly helping this blind woman holding this cane, right? he is not being friendly at all, he is stalking her and he takes advantage of her. he warned her of a construction site that was coming up ahead. she was trying to get to her destination that was about an hour away, and apparently this man followed her the entire way. he got in the elevator with her, and it is very clear that he is looking at her. it even appears that he is look
Aug 1, 2013 4:00pm PDT
, distribution, there is countries and america being one of them that have more food than we need. i can go to fort lauderdale with crackers and water and people still asking for more. >> man caught on surveillance seems to be helping a blind woman, but he is not being friendly at all. but he is tastalking here, taki advantage of her being blind. >> a parcor jump look at 'em. living on cloud nine with that u-verse wireless receiver. you see in my day, when my mom was repainting the house, you couldn't just set up a tv in the basement. i mean, come on! nope. we could only watch tv in the rooms that had a tv outlet. yeah if we wanted to watch tv someplace else, we'd have to go to my aunt sally's. have you ever sat on a plastic covered couch? [ kids cheering ] you're missing a good game over here. those kids wouldn't have lasted one day in our shoes. [ male announcer ] add a wireless receiver. call to get u-verse tv for just $19 a month with qualifying bundles. rethink possible. but did you know we've also mastered three incredibly craveable pastas? sizzler's new incredibly craveable combos fo
Aug 22, 2013 9:30am PDT
up to 20% on an ikea kitchen. >>> it's time for the "wendy williams show." today, america's favorite sitcom mom, patricia heaton is back on the couch. >>> plus, kelly monaco and val chmerkovskiy, backstage dish on the "dancing with the stars" final. >>> and why is kanye being dragged into kim's divorce drama? wendy has the details. now, here's wendy! [ cheers and applause ] >> wendy: shout it out!
Aug 29, 2013 9:00am PDT
that's about $90,000 in america. >>> a dash cam video from south africa has created a fire storm online. the text on this video was put on the video by the uploader. you see this guy pulling out of the parking lot of a sports bar. there are a lot of people staring at this motorcycle right there directly in the middle of your screen because there's a small child on the back of that motorcycle wearing only a bike helmet. the motorcyclist drives away and, according to the publisher of this video, high tails it in the parking lot. this guy in the car tries to keep up with this motorcyclist and has a hard time. >> man, he is going fast. >> and you'll notice right here in this part of the video, the poster of the video says he blew right through that stop light. i've got to believe him because he is still in the intersection and the light was red. once this video was posted people did end up identifying the owner of the motorcycle. according to reports, the police have now gotten involved and what they're looking for is witnesses to come forward, including the uploader of this video because o
Aug 3, 2013 10:00am PDT
'd be the number one show in america. >> i always thought that it was a character from the goonies. she's apparently passionate about rhubarb. e else!s notou >> whoa! >> this lady is just out here picking rhubarb outside this other woman's home and it's outside the fence and she's claiming this is -- >> private property! >> she can pick this whenever she wants use something choice words. >> where is your name on this property? >> this is anybody that wants to pick it. >> yes it is. what's your name? where is your name? where is your name? >> the conversation is just what is just wild. >> think of the care that goes into the actual pie. it's full of rhubarb and vine r vinegar. >> here's her answer to that. >> because the [ bleep ]. >> you are watching the next internet sensation here. >> the woman behind the fence actually points to another area and says -- >> [ inaudible ]. >> i don't think she took kindly to that. >> i haven't been in that and i don't care what's in it. >> this is the don rickles of rubar picking. >> i'm terrified of this woman. >> i don't care if this isn't your prop
Aug 7, 2013 9:30am PDT
love america. i'm a patriot. i'll believe in these police hateful [ bleep ]. >> what he doesn't see coming is this right here. >> and i'm not a criminal. i'm political. right now this is -- [ bleep ]. you heard the blast. >> that was a blast from a flash bang grenade that police detonated outside his door. >> he keeps rapping. he works it into the rap. >> police apparently did detonate several of these flash bang grenades to get him to come out. why? the police captain did say that this kid, josh, had a history of resisting arrest and they knew what they were dealing with. you know the cops are waiting for you outside and your first thought is to make an intimate video. >> he is the rapper. you don't send out 15 cop cars and the s.w.a.t. team in order to deal with someone who is not dangerous. that makes this scary. >> he was eventually arrested and now facing felony menacing charges. >> i'm not a criminal. i'm political. right now this is -- you heard the blast. >>> race drivers accept the inherent risks behind racing around a track but sometimes you just can never see something co
Aug 9, 2013 9:00am PDT
country, like america, there's always a small crowd that are up to no good. >> how do you actually look for the gold? sgleks treemly complicated because you probably have five people or agencies that you have to deal with. we generally are accepted over there but that doesn't mean we don't have problems. some of the stuff coming up on season two i would dare to say has never been shown on tv. >> any crazy stories you would like to share? >> third week of filming season one, there was an upset farmer who thought we were on his land. i was there with just two of the guys from the camera crew and we had our security guards. ended up taking them into the water. >> hey. >> started drowning him. i had to jump in. i had to choke him out and passed out. i had to pull him out of the water. wait until he came to. offered him some help. it was the craziest thing i have ever seen. >> watch the season two premier of "jungle gold" on the discovery channel sunday, august 11th. >>> ferrell, hit song. >> chant to i'll all the time. love it. >> fans all over are making their own videos and posting them o
Aug 10, 2013 10:00am PDT
rapping about who he is. >> trying to run for the white house because i love america. i'm a patriot. and i beliedon't believe in the police hateful [ bleep ]. >> >> what he doesn't see coming is right here. >> you heard the blast. >> that was a blast from a flash bang grenade that police detonated outside his door. >> he keeps rapping. he works it into his rap. >> police apparently did detonate several of these flash bang grenades to get him to come out. why? the police captain did say that this kid, josh, had a history of resisting arrest. and they knew what they were dealing with. >> you know the cops are waiting for you outside and your first sthaut thought is to make an internet video. >> he is a rapper. >> you don't send out 15 cop cars and a s.w.a.t. team in order to deal with someone who is not dangerous spoep th. so that makes this scary. >> he was arrested and faces felony charges. >> you heard the blast. >> no one make any noise. >> wow. holy [ bleep ]. >> the boat, the hunter. the location, off cape cod, massachusetts. the battle three hours long. the video. the fisherman greg a
Aug 14, 2013 9:00am PDT
the viral video that's touched a nerve with america. >>> and a charity project that gives a whole new meaning to hot shot. >> you can't even get a word out. >>> we've got video of a dangerous trend that's been going on for quite some time at a mumbai, india. you're seeing here a young guy, 1 years old, doing train zufrg. you can see all the different acrobatics, i guess you could call it, that this guy is doing. 14-year-old here, things do not end well for young sayid. watch here at the very end. >> what happened? >> oh, my gosh. >> you can see he slips, falls, looks like he maybe hits his head here as well. sad to report, he did not make it after this accident. this is a common thing in india. lots of young people are trying to make videos, trying to do stunts just like this. you may remember this video we had on our show a while back of some other youngsters in india doing these same trained stunts. his father, 57-year-old, is now speaking out telling other parents, start monitoring what your children are doing, what your teenagers are doing because he says they don't understand how
Aug 15, 2013 9:30am PDT
up from the entire experience. >> laws are much different in new zealand than here in america. especially gun laws. they don't take guns lightly there. >> if you see this video and it makes you think, you know what, i want to be a cop, there's a department looking for a new police chief. >> in hillsboro, oregon. >> hillsboro is the fifth largest city in oregon, just over 92,000 residents. >> it's the people who make hillsboro, oregon, so special. >> he's got a point. >> this video is getting a lot of attention because it is a recruitment video. they are looking for a new police chief. but it's pretty darn funny. >> this is officer steven slay. he's our cadet adviser. >> you're looking at the future of the hillsboro police department here. >>ve the privilege of being arrested by one of these fine gentleman. >> i've been arrested in a lot of cities but i've got to say hillsboro police department is top notch. >> i think i want to be a police chief in this place. >> me, too, just so i can help with the next video. >> this thing is going viral. i would imagine they're going to hav
Aug 16, 2013 9:00am PDT
. this will be available in the u.s. and european markets, canada, south america. and ideally, well before we hope to have kite patch necessary places most burdened by malaria, yellow fever, west nile. we know that malaria, for example, kills over 660,000 people a year. and most of those are under the age of 5. >> i think also your hope is to sort of replace the crude methods like mosquito nets in parts of the country with the kite patch. >> yes. exactly. >> we want kite patch to be the first line of defense. taking the game to mosquito, really. >>> a little girl has some trouble getting off aride. rescue. >> no way. he grabs her by the waist, too. >> see how a 3- >>> okay, listen to me very closely because i'm only going to say this once. clean your ears. >> and also your ear phones. >> what is that? >> that is the weird creepy itsy bitsy little bug. >> that was inside like an ear bud. >> that thing is, in fact, coming out of the ear bud of this dude's ear phones. yeah. he says he put them in. something started sounding kind of weird. took it out. and that is what came out of the ear bud. >> i don't blam
Aug 17, 2013 10:30am PDT
and welcome to the show that goes across the country highlighting the best young athletes america has to offer... we'll head down to san antonio to check out the u.s. army all-american bowl in just a bit... but today's a ia
Aug 20, 2013 9:30am PDT
a small town in northern california and decided this is where i want to live. and luckily, bank of america was selling a 19th century bank building and he put a offer on it, and if you want to live somewhere why not a bank. >> well, not a bank. >> well, it is a bank building and old 19th century bank building in downtown in this small town and he had to do something so people would n walk into his house, and he rranged the letters so th it says not a bank. and now inside of the bank home, shall we? e he kept the original structure, and the original wall where the tellers would have been, but he turned the public bathroom in the bank into his kitchen. he uses upstairs as the bedroom, but what does he do with the vault? >> you probably have something called a garage that you put everything in. all of your bicycles and junk. okay. i have a vault. or as we call it the black hole. >> you have to have somewhere to put the junk, so he uses it as the giant storage closet. >> kind of not that exciting. >> yeah. >> you know, you want him to do something cool like make it into a guy's room. >> like a
Aug 17, 2013 1:35am EDT
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Aug 25, 2013 1:35am EDT
. america's navy. a global force for good. ♪ jackie, it really bugs me that you and hyde aren't back together. so as the man who used to pleasure you endlessly... i feel it is my obligation to step in and fix this. 'cause when i'm a cop, i'm gonna have to deal with domestic cases like this all the time. and the good news is, he'll have guns. yeah, this is gonna be a piece of cake. they should've put me in charge of vietnam. i would've had those people making out in a week. wow. donna, that might be the last time that you'll ever get to see kelso make an even bigger mess of a problem. yeah, i'm gonna miss that. and i'm gonna miss you. well, i'm not gonna miss you two slobbering all over each other like fat girls in a house with free meat. and that might be the last time that jackie ever makes fun of us, fat girls, and meat. yeah. (sighs) what? nothing. i just-- this could be the last time that you and i stand by the vista cruiser. i just waxed her. she's all slippy-slidy. donna, this might be the last time that i bring you your toothbrush. that's not my toothbrush. might be the last t
Aug 20, 2013 1:35am EDT
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Aug 12, 2013 2:00pm EDT
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